All ahm saying … is that other dogs get blow-up collars, special medi-suits, soft cones etc but ah had THIS done to me last night! The cheek of it! And all because I had a wee lick of it the glue.
Well, to be fair, ah did disappear and have a proper old lickies (ooo-whee The Mummy was unimpressed!). Ah can’t actually hear anymore, but ah saw some of it … “Selkie Wilson, never in 14 years have you chewed or licked your stitches and NOW you start! NOW!!!” hehehe … just goes to show, you needs to keep it your eye on the ball, us dugs will not always do it the same things we’ve always done. And anyway, glue are not stitches!
But ah am sorry Mum, ah didn’t mean to worry you too much, guess ah’ll be getting a collar today then x
For anyone requiring The Mummy’s pattern: breeks and vet wrap! lol! Feel free to share your own home patterns too 
