Mornings! As if being oan a diet isn’t hard enough ma Uncle Wayne has to eat it burgies right there in front of me! Ah’ll burgie him in a quick minute – there’s CHEESE oan that burgie, CHEESE! Ah haven’t seen cheese for months!
It’s only been a few days
But it feels like MONTHS Mummy! And ma tummy thinks it ma throat’s been cut! Just a wee bit of cheese won’t hurt a doggie, ah won’t tell, come oan Uncle Wayne ….